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Post by marn on Sept 3, 2011 0:01:29 GMT -5
Marn's eyes widened as five missiles hurtled dangerously close, but all five Gilgamesh stopped them in time. The bleeding was slowed slightly, but his vision was still fading, and his hoodie was completely drenched with blood. Throwing it somewhere, Marn knew he was going to have to go without a shirt for several days...
...Sigh.
At least until he sewed a new hoodie..
"Nice gesture and all," he muttered. "But I think I need to see a stronger healer.."
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Post by Sol the Dusk Wolf on Sept 3, 2011 0:14:28 GMT -5
Sol ignored the fact that a missile had just crashed into the wall next to them and focused more on Marn. It looked like his healing was working, but only slightly. Then Marn started to say something about needing some kind of stronger healing, though he couldn't really hear it well since Gilgamesh was screaming at the wolf. "Shut up!" the wolf yelled at to the man, "If you want you can help me take Marn to the hospital then ya big lummox!" said Sol as he lifted Marn up and put him over his shoulder, "Mind helping us down?"
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Post by Alleyway Jack on Sept 3, 2011 0:24:27 GMT -5
"Mind helping us down?" the snarky Sol intoned
"Help you down? Just like that? Help you down from three stories up? I'm a big guy, but I'M NOT THREE STORIES TALL! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO? JUST-" Gilgamesh reached down to his feet, "AND OPEN THE EMPTY SPACE LIKE A VAGABOND OPENING A COIN PURSE?" Gilgamesh tore open the air around the three, much like a vagabond pries open a coin purse. "AND JUST TELEPORT US TO THE HOSPITAL AND JUST WALK ON- HEY! THE HOSPITAL!" Gilgamesh stood infront of the hospital, with a gaping hole in the fabric of reality a few feet away.
"...DUMB FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME!" Screamed Gilgamesh!
Hee hee hee, though Gilgamesh I'm hilarious.
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Post by marn on Sept 3, 2011 0:42:58 GMT -5
Marn groaned. All ten of you are morons, he thought, body limp over Sol. Feeling exhausted, he muttered, "I think I'll slip into unconsciousness now," before dozing off.
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Post by Sol the Dusk Wolf on Sept 3, 2011 8:22:27 GMT -5
Sol watched as the three of them were suddenly transported to right in front of the hospital they were heading for. "Good, we're here." Sol said. As he looked over to check on Marn he noticed the boy had already passed out. "Ah crap! We really need to get him inside!" the wolf said as he ran inside with Marn, though, once he got inside the hospital lobby, he stopped right in the center of it. "....Wait....What do we do here? To be honest...this is my first time in a place like this..."
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Post by Alleyway Jack on Sept 3, 2011 13:27:35 GMT -5
Gilgamesh sneaked up on Sol.
"What, first time admitting somebody you almost accidentally killed? Hah, and you thought you could be me."
Gilgamesh approached the front desk seeing no call bell, produced his own, and began rapidly dinging it, and yelling.
"DING DING DING DING DING! Heeeey! Little boy bleeding to death over here!
NEED SOME HOSPITAL HELP! DINGA DINGA DING-DING!"
A stout woman appeared and glared at Gilgamesh before handing him a clip board.
Using has many arms, he began filling out the paperwork, filling the boxes with answers like "I dunno.", "I never met the guy", "Yeah? What's YOUR average annual income?" and "What's a *hiss out two s's* number?"
And returns it to the lady.
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Post by marn on Sept 3, 2011 23:07:36 GMT -5
After some elaborate events which Marn didn't want to touch upon, he laid in a bed in a room, stark naked except for a useless white robe that barely covered his behind. He (fortunately) stopped seeing five of everything, and began to ponder about the strange man and the strange boy.
The first thought was wow how amazingly stupid both of them are.
The second thought was to have a long talk to the wolf boy about Sequir.
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Post by Sol the Dusk Wolf on Sept 4, 2011 18:43:26 GMT -5
Sol watched as Gilgamesh started to fill out the forms the lady gave to him, wondering what kind of stuff was on there. Though, maybe he should focus more on the boy that was slowly bleeding to death. "Hang in there Marn, we'll get help for ya." he said with a friendly smile on his face. Looking back at Gilgy, he wondered what they should do next, since Sol was new to all of this really. "So what now Gilgy?"
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Post by Alleyway Jack on Sept 4, 2011 19:10:33 GMT -5
Nurses busled over Marn, hooking him up to things, and taking things from him, when Sol spoke.
"So, what now Gilgy?"
"Now?" said Gilgamesh, "A bunch of guys in white double breasted jackets are going to come in and speak a bunch of gibberish while standing over him" Gilgamesh gestures to Marn in his bead.
"After they finish, they will all start shaking hands, and saying 'Doctor.' while shaking hands"
Gilgamesh reached inside his cloak, and pulled out two white double-breasted jackets, green latex gloves and gauze masks.
"We take these, and put them on, and hide. After they finish, we have to sneak into the fold, and shake as many hands and say doctor as much as possible. This will help Marn. I have no idea how, but it will."
Gilgamesh lept behind the curtain separating the patients, and much to the man on the other side's dismay, stripped and changed into his disguise.
"Your turn."
He thrust the costume out to Sol.
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Post by marn on Sept 4, 2011 21:19:58 GMT -5
As Marn waited, a nurse trundled over, hooked him up to things and brought him to a bright-dark room. Someone grabbed a needle and jabbed it into Marn's arm.
After a few minutes, he fell into a deep sleep.
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Post by Sol the Dusk Wolf on Sept 4, 2011 21:29:13 GMT -5
Okay...well Gilgy's explanation wasn't really all that helpful. Not at all really, heck, it sounded like he's only been here once in his whole life. Though Sol doubt that his home even had hospitals like this. He watched as Gilgy disappeared and then changed into a doctor's outfit, was this really all that necessary? Well whatever the case, Sol put on the costume that Gilgy gave him and went behind the curtains and changed into them. "Feels a bit uncomfortable..." the wolf said as he came out looking like a doctor and went into the room where Marn was and watched the other doctors from a distance.
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Post by Alleyway Jack on Sept 4, 2011 21:54:43 GMT -5
Gilgamesh and Sol hide behind the curtain and wait.
"Okay, I've done this plenty of times before, and I've learned most doctors act the same way. That one there," Gilgamesh points to a doctor with a neat brown haircut, "is the alpha doctor. I've noticed they begin when he puts his hands on his hips, leans back, and looks at the patient with a air of satisfaction. Now, from my extensive experience, the best time to begin walking over is AS SOON as he puts his hands on his hips. Be quick, and be quiet. Most importantly, don't crouch, walk. Walk over there, and make sure nobody sees you."
Gilgamesh turns to Sol, and says:
"Got all that?"
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Post by marn on Sept 4, 2011 22:28:50 GMT -5
He was dreaming..?
He was back in Sequir...
....But why the hell was he in the flower fields..
....
Sol?
What the hell was going on?
----
>Still asleep<
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Post by Sol the Dusk Wolf on Sept 6, 2011 21:47:46 GMT -5
Sol just eyed Marn, hoping he was okay and completely ignoring what Gilgy had said. It's my fault...it's all my fault... Poor Sol was starting to get really worried for Marn, maybe his injuries were fatal. No! No they can't be fatal! Just as the wolf was going to rush over to Marn, Gilgy's words managed to snap him back to reality. "Huh? Oh, yeah, I got it."
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Post by Alleyway Jack on Sept 6, 2011 23:16:33 GMT -5
--"Huh? Oh yeah, I got it."--
Gilgamesh eyed Sol. It was incredibly obvious Sol wasn't paying even the slightest bit of attention.
Do I call him out on it or not? On one hand, he needs to know this stuff! It's pro tips for a doctor safari! On the other, he may resist, and if he does, Marn won't get enough "Doctor!"s...Hmm...I'll let him slide THIS time, but NEXT time we come here, I'll make him do it himself!
The brown haired doctor put his hands on his hips as Gilgamesh whispered "NOW!" and began striding over there.
Like the expert at Doctor Safari he was, Gilgamesh blended in perfectly and began shaking hands.
"Doctor."
"Doctor."
"Doctor."
"Doctor?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor."
"Doctor!"
"Doctor."
"Dottore!"
"Doctor!"
"Nurse?"
"Doctor."
WHAT A SUCCESS! MARN IS SURE TO RECOVER NOW!
He turned to Marn and winked.
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Post by marn on Sept 7, 2011 7:18:09 GMT -5
Everything was turning black, in sharp contrast from the flowery area.
It was the creatures of black, and they were devouring Sequir again...
Except this time, they were eating away at Sol's face.
With a shocked shriek, Marn bolted upright, and realized he was lying down in the previous flower field.
Doctor!
And there was a nurse walking around the flower field.
...What...the...flying..f
And Gilgamesh's face appeared.
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Post by Sol the Dusk Wolf on Sept 8, 2011 21:32:52 GMT -5
Sol was watching Marn on the bed, ignoring Gilgy's little thing with the doctors. Sol just wished that Marn was really okay, he doubt that whatever Gilgy was doing would really help, but it was worth a shot. Just as Sol was going to shake a doctor's hand, Marn suddenly shot upright! "Marn!" the wolf said, suddenly slapping his mouth shut after reliezing that he was still dressed as a doctor.
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Post by Alleyway Jack on Sept 10, 2011 11:34:52 GMT -5
Gilgamesh, wanting to protect his identity, gasped and played to be taken aback.
"How do you know the patient's name!? He must be an impostor! Guards! Seize him!"
The other doctors looked at each-other, and one spoke up:
"Um, we all know his name is Marn. And we don't have guards, this is a hospital. And... why would he be an... Gilgamesh?"
The Alpha Doctor reached up and seized Gilgamesh's mask, tearing it off.
"Get out of here, Gilgamesh."
Exposed! I ONLY HAVE ONE OPTION! HOSTAGE SITUATION!
Gilgamesh drew his blade and set it to Marn's throat.
"YOU TREAT HIM RIGHT NOW OR THE BOY GET'S IT!"
"We already are! Now you are going to hurt him! Get out!"
"RIGHT. NOW."
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Post by marn on Sept 10, 2011 22:44:57 GMT -5
"Sol?"
The flower fields faded away to review he was in a room filled with machines, strange people, Gilgamesh and Sol.
The next, second, Marn had a blade against his throat. Held by Gilgamesh.
Damn, son, make up your mind.
"What the hell.."
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Post by Sol the Dusk Wolf on Sept 11, 2011 9:18:09 GMT -5
As Sol watched Gilgy make a total idiot of himself, he wondered if he had been in this hospital before, cause it sounded like it. Then all of a sudden he took out a sword and held it to Marn's neck...WHAT THE HELL?! "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING TO STUPID MOTHER F***ER!? WE'RE TRYING TO HELP HIM!!" the wolf yelled out as a vein appeared on his head. "Why...are you...such an idiot!!!!!!!!" he screamed as he picked up a table near him and threw it at the stupid man.
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