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Post by David Bowie on Nov 15, 2010 18:12:56 GMT -5
[Lollololol... Dakr nuts...] The Dark Overlord took control of the Gaurd Armor, turning it into a puppet with strings of Darkness. He raised it's right hand, and swung it at Dark Link. [Short post as well. Action sequences...]
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Post by Dark Link on Nov 15, 2010 18:55:58 GMT -5
Dark Link saw the incoming hand, wondered why it was not a sword, but blocked it anyways, and kicked off of the hand into a spin. Sword in hand, he unleashed the mighty Spin Attack (passed down through the generations to his other half) just as he reached the head.
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Post by David Bowie on Nov 15, 2010 19:00:38 GMT -5
The head of the Gaurd armor went flying. Luckily, it's presence wasn't a requirement, just a courtesy (they were arguing, you know). The hands went into a spin attack of their own, helecoptering around the body in eratic orbits focused at Dark Link.
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Post by Dark Link on Nov 15, 2010 19:25:37 GMT -5
Oooooooo...Kay.
Not a Dark Nut. Dark Nut had bodies.
Here he was looking down at a empty set of armor while the head flew off. The hands started to attack on it's own. Now this was a boss fight.
Dark Link started to get excited when one of the hands smacked him in the back of the head, bashing him into the chest piece.
"Jerk hands!"
((Fine. I'll add an attack.))
Dark Link took out two bombs, and just before they were about to explode, he jumped out, leaving to bombs to do their damage.
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Post by David Bowie on Nov 15, 2010 19:40:03 GMT -5
The Gaurd Armor's body section was blown out of the configuration. This released the Hands and Feet to act on their own. The Hands floated behind Dark Link, and the feet attempted a kick. (Setting up for a combo, just warning you.) The hands began to spin very quickly. Meanwhile, the Head and Body re-assembled, and floated towards the action.
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Post by Dark Link on Nov 21, 2010 13:10:21 GMT -5
Ok. Seriously. Where was this damned thing's damned weak point? It was anywhere on the head, as far as he could tell it did not even have eyes. It was not inside the chest, where the binding should have been for empty armor.
Dark Link flipped out of the exploding chest, and landed in between the feet going into a second circle slash.
So was this just one of those "hit it till it dies" bosses? Bleh. Those were just so boring. It was just hack and slash, over and over until it fell over and did not get back up.
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Post by David Bowie on Nov 22, 2010 11:06:26 GMT -5
The Armor retreated for a moment, regrouping, and focusing it's tiny gear mind. It only had one solution it could think of, and it did it. The parts separated, and began flipping and reversing parts. The hands and feet swapped position, and the body flipped over. the head aslo flipped over, and the eye guard became something like a mouth. It roared mechanically, and reconfigured again, compressing itself, and... began charging a laser blast?!
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Post by Dark Link on Nov 22, 2010 11:25:27 GMT -5
Dark Link watched the transformation sequence with much interest. "This is more like it! C'mon!" Dark waggled his eyebrows and taunted the armor.
Since he was giving it enough time to change, he decide this was an excellent time to dance. It was amazing how people decided to waste the time that it took other people to transform. I mean, it was rude to attack, but even then, don't just stand there with your mouth open and watch. Not that his dancing was any good. It was mostly just bouncing up and down with a few disco poses thrown in.
After all, a good fight was better than any party. Although they could both do with more of a soundtrack.
Note to self; find soundtrack.
O-hay it has lazors! LAZORS! Was it orbital as well? Not that Dark noticed. He was to busy dancing.
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Post by David Bowie on Nov 22, 2010 11:29:41 GMT -5
Stupid little man, make fun of me. Me blast! The Armor finished its charge, and a beam of light lanced out. The Overlord laughed, sure that this would finish (or at least shut up) the irritating little peice of darkness.
[sorry for short post)
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Post by Dark Link on Nov 22, 2010 21:15:18 GMT -5
Dark Link spun around and saw a giant laser blast coming at him, and ported into the dark realm a split second before it hit. He bounced out immediately after, enough to get slightly thrown by the explosion.
He slammed into a wall and pried himself off.
So, a change like that meant that it was about half dead. So another 10 hits or so.
A mirror shield would make this a lot easier, what with the lasers and all. Note to self: find mirror shield
Having learned from the last attack, Dark Link stood prepared for what came next, sword and shield at the ready.
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Post by David Bowie on Nov 23, 2010 12:06:27 GMT -5
The Hands and Feeet began spinning rapidly and the whole thing tilted forward, and rushed Dark Link, hoping to catch him in a chain. The Overlord laughed loudly. "See how pointless your fight is! it will just keep attacking until you die! Hahahahahahaha!!!"
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Post by Dark Link on Nov 24, 2010 11:40:23 GMT -5
Dark Link held his sword up against his shield, pointing the blade out. As each hand and foot tried to strike him, he tried in turn to have it hit the sword. He was going to feel it tomorrow when his wrist hurt from holding the sword, and his arm hurt from having a shield pounded mercilessly. This sort of defense would not work very well, or last very long, but it would do some damage to the opponent.
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Post by David Bowie on Nov 27, 2010 11:24:36 GMT -5
Suddenly, one of the hands impaled itself on Dark Link's sword, and exploded in a shower of green and gold orbs. The rest of the Armor backed up, confused, looking for its lost hand. It shivered and rattled with rage as it stomped around, searching fro what had been destroyed. The Overlord entered its pitiful mind, and refocused its rage on Dark Link. It charged.
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Post by Dark Link on Dec 3, 2010 11:14:29 GMT -5
Dark Link turned and ran.
To be fair, a 1000 lb suit of armor moving on it's own and firing lasers of compressed pain is kinda scary, but in this case, Dark Link had a plan. He ran until he was cornered and, hoping that it was still charging, vanished into the dark realm.
If it worked, the armor would slam into the brick walls. Stun boss, hit it repeatedly, run away. Wash, Rinse, Repeat until it died, find loot, take loot, and get the heck outta Ordon...
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Post by David Bowie on Dec 3, 2010 11:52:51 GMT -5
The plan worked well, up unitl the point that the guard armor ran into the Hexshield, and bounced off. It shook its head, and then realized the little man was gone. Me want crush little man. Where he hiding? The head floated off of the body, and began rotating, searching for Dark Link. It lumbered into the center, and waited. The Dark Overlord facepalmed.
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Post by Dark Link on Dec 7, 2010 9:32:22 GMT -5
Dark Link popped out of the other dimension, some 10 feet up in the air, and behind the armor. Everything in the realm of light cast a shadow into the other realm, so even if it moved you could still pop up behind it with little effort.
He swept down with his sword out in a full out, two handed, overhead falling attack with a cry of "HYAAAAAA!"
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Post by David Bowie on Dec 7, 2010 12:29:56 GMT -5
(so, you're moving in betwwen the light and shadow worlds as defined in LoZ? Good idea to define these things.) The Armor rocked forward as a sneak attack slashed across its rear. Its body exploded in a shower of green and gold which swept itself into dark link, healing him and giving him cash. The Armor felt rear, and ran, trying to escape the confining Hexshield, but its master would not release it.
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Post by Dark Link on Dec 9, 2010 11:28:22 GMT -5
((Yes, I took a lot of his abilities from Four Swords Adventure/FSA manga as well as some from Link to the Past. Sorry, I thought I made it clear in his profile.))
At this point things were child's play. Literally, a child with a deku stick could whup this. Now there was a disturbing thought. The deku tree was everywhere on Hyrule. Could it have followed him here? Granted it would give a good chance for revenge, but it was like kudzu. You could kill it all you want and it would never really die.
And so those little green balls that dropped seem to make him feel better. Could they be like the hearts that dropped from moblins? And the strange gold things must be the equivalent of rupees. He had a sizable collection of ruppees in his wallet, and now this new monies were trying to take over. He was certain that if he opened his wallet, he would see a war in miniature as the two fought for dominance. Which was precisely why he was not going to open his wallet now.
What? Boss fight? Oh, right. Yeah, it was panicking and Dark was healed. How do you think it went?
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Post by David Bowie on Dec 9, 2010 11:39:23 GMT -5
The Guard Armor pounded on the Hexshield, trying to escape. The Dark Overlord, disgusted by its weakness, ignored its frantic antics, and snarled at the supposedly insignificant speck fighting it. "You have won this fight. You will not be so lucky next time." He swept into the darkness, and the Hexshield collapsed. The Gaurd Armor, free of the binding shield, dissipated into the darkness, leaving Dark Link alone on the field. Except for one small thing... (Duh nuh nuh nuh!) "You got the Clawshot! This is a claw at the end of a long chain."
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Post by Dark Link on Dec 9, 2010 23:28:48 GMT -5
"So... after all those threats, you just up and leave after I kill your minion? Whatever. I suppose that - Oh shiny!"
And so Dark Link got his powerup, and left the district for the safer one and a spot to sleep. (Most likely a roof) Having defeated the evil overlord? for that day, Dark Link decided that this sort of thing was inexcusable, and needed rectifying immediately! He would be a voice of justice among the evil of everyone else! And to do this
HE WOULD EAT ICECREAM!
And that meted out the justice pretty nicely, if he said so himself.
What? Did you think he was going to swear vengeance on the Dark Overlord, or even remember him past today?
You're silly.
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